jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

like
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

dear fucking lord this day has been a wild ride. i am happy that it is finally coming to a halt and i can rest easy…

"I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down."

my lungs are filling with smoke but i cant leave (via missinyouiskillingme)

HOLY FUCK THIS IS ON POINT

(via thebeachthing)

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

gotrommegrot:

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

In the 7th grade, this kid was dared to ask me out, he made it a week and got $50 for it from his friends. Broke up with me by saying I was the ugliest girl in school and deserved to be alone
It fucked me up. Please for the love of everything, do not ever do that to anybody.

sleepingdeath:

seashellhouse and I need couples therapy

what is this lololol

"Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay."

Anonymous  (via feellng)

like
"We’re stronger in the places that we’ve been broken"

— Ernest Hemingway (via aureat)

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in-love-with-your-beautiful-pain:

anddarlingthisthing:

WINTER IS COMING


Need more flannel!